December 2008 (2)
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November 2008 (22)
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- 29: i’m on the floor, i play with knives (2)
- 26: 20th century go and sleep (3)
- 26: you know you wont feel this way tomorrow (1)
- 25: In the mouth of a particle board desert (0)
- 25: the jealous sound vs scott ford vs the uglysuit (4)
- 24: more entries from the bleeding heart show (1)
- 24: yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks (1)
- 24: new, free jay bennett record (5)
- 23: you make my pee-pee maker t-t-tingle (0)
- 20: hang the dj (1)
- 19: meet johanna samuels (3)
- 18: hey, thanks paypal! (7)
- 17: alright, lets go get some men! (8)
- 15: jesus and i love you (4)
- 13: good…bad…i’m the guy with the gun (1)
- 10: i heard what you said, the leaders are dead (3)
- 09: you using the whole fist, doc? (6)
- 08: me vs you vs them (0)
- 08: hey, up yours with a twirling lawnmower! (1)
- 04: afternoon things are quiet (3)
- 04: come on up for the rising (0)
- 03: hair in a ponytail (0)
October 2008 (43)
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- 31: i’ll drop you off in harlem with the black rider (3)
- 31: kicking television (0)
- 29: english, motherfucker! do you speak it? (4)
- 28: i got seven pictures of buddah (3)
- 27: decided not raise them god damn kids (8)
- 26: homer every day (0)
- 25: rat patrol and djs (1)
- 25: i’m sorry your stepmother is a nympho (4)
- 25: only after disaster can we be resurrected (0)
- 25: wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz uuuuuuuuuuuuuuup! 8 years later (1)
- 23: hey, cunningham finish your homework? (0)
- 23: take me to pleasure town (0)
- 21: why pamper life’s complexity (3)
- 19: i was happy in the haze of a drunken hour (6)
- 18: the gaslight anthem’s the ‘59 sound (0)
- 18: triumph at the 3rd presidential debate (1)
- 17: two cow garage’s speaking in cursive (8)
- 16: the complete honeymoon tapes part uno (5)
- 16: daang! records (1)
- 16: it’s a war out there, and it’s fought by poor white men (2)
- 15: you think einstein walked around thinkin’ everyone was a bunch of dumb shits? (1)
- 14: falling asleep with a flop pop video on (1)
- 12: boink!! the return (3)
- 11: wilderness (0)
- 11: i like your fur it looks really great (0)
- 10: i do not fear satan half so much as I fear those who fear him (0)
- 10: runaway with me tomorrow (9)
- 09: god, its great to be alive (4)
- 09: a pull of the lever and nothing’s forever (7)
- 08: carry on in your carousel (2)
- 07: come on chemicals! (0)
- 05: marnie stern needs an editor, or how she finger tapped her way into my heart (0)
- 04: go away! ‘batin! (5)
- 04: juana molina’s un dia (0)
- 03: it feels alright keeps your mind on the page (0)
- 03: nick and snorah’s infinite bullshit (0)
- 03: im gonna put on a fitted shirt (0)
- 02: i am robot and proud (0)
- 02: 27, take me home (2)
- 02: i read all newspapers, any of em. im not a newspaperist (0)
- 01: And the band played……….. (5)
- 01: ben nichols and the last pale light in the west (0)
- 01: grayson capps: soul brotha #3 (0)
September 2008 (61)
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- 30: i stay up late watching cable (5)
- 30: when we were teenagers we wanted to be the sky (5)
- 30: mercury rev loves you, but ya still got to pay (0)
- 30: about that whole gas thing…. (1)
- 28: barbie’s full name is barbie millicent roberts. (1)
- 28: it’s better to have beer in hand than gas in tank (10)
- 27: the sheik he drove his cadillac (1)
- 27: everybody had a wet dream (0)
- 26: he was just 18 proud and brave but a yankee laid him in his grave (0)
- 26: if i don’t get my medium-rare shell steak with roasted vegetables in the next 10 minutes, the terrorists have already won (0)
- 26: david vandervelde vs daniel martin moore (1)
- 25: he kissed his sleeping daughter (4)
- 25: we’ve been had (7)
- 24: on average people fear spiders more than death (0)
- 24: the kadane bros’ new year (0)
- 23: your home number’s on the wall (1)
- 22: new orleans residents please help! (7)
- 20: is this the 5 o’clock free crack giveaway? (6)
- 20: anni rossi vs rae spoon (2)
- 19: i know i would die if i could come back new (8)
- 18: lambchop celebrates talk like a pirate day (0)
- 18: calculate the changes that in time turn to nothing and then multiply (0)
- 18: high above the sea of cars and barking dogs in fenced in yards (3)
- 18: autumn comes, you sit in your chair and you stare at the tv square (2)
- 17: mormon family trying to ignore dog’s huge boner (11)
- 16: king tuff vs the weight (0)
- 16: and the neighbors have been drinking (5)
- 15: ted leo ep vs crooked fingers lp (0)
- 15: love and kisses zaphod? you didn’t even read it, did you? (1)
- 14: the night marchers (1)
- 12: constantines’ our age (0)
- 12: dilettantes for sycophants (2)
- 12: in london, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague. (13)
- 12: meet john statz (0)
- 11: i’ve got a lot of good things coming my way (3)
- 11: what the fuck buttons? (3)
- 11: can i rattle my bones and dance with you? (5)
- 11: forty million daggers! forty million daggers! (2)
- 11: hey how you doin? (1)
- 10: vic chesnutt and elf power, unite! (0)
- 10: beautiful and stoned….. (4)
- 10: chuck norris’ tears cure cancer. too bad he has never cried. (6)
- 10: alaska, by itself, has as much coastline as the rest of the u.s. (0)
- 09: what do shaggy, the ting tings, doris day and kajagoogoo have in common? (0)
- 09: i think of things unpure, unchaste (4)
- 07: its the end of the world, but we be supa dupa fly (4)
- 07: the servants they’re so helpful, dear (1)
- 06: long live rockathon (1)
- 06: makes no sense at all (1)
- 06: metallica: the day that never comes (5)
- 05: every human spent about half an hour as a single cell (2)
- 05: sloth bear vs magoo (2)
- 04: the dirty truckers’ loose in the joints (0)
- 04: seriously? (4)
- 04: mary mary …. how does your garden grow? (2)
- 03: a journey into portastatic’s some small history (4)
- 03: sit around to watch the southern kick in (1)
- 03: god is going to sit this one out (1)
- 03: blitzen trapper’s furr (0)
- 02: young sista gettin paid, gettin paid (0)
- 01: the everybodyfields vs huey lewis and the news (7)
August 2008 (61)
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- 30: the cottonmouth and copperhead are king (2)
- 29: i am dungeon master (4)
- 29: elephants are the only mammals that can’t jump (0)
- 28: chad vangaalen and his soft airplane (1)
- 28: neil young and crazy horse @ horde fest, 7.29.97 (6)
- 28: the uglysuit: soft rock renegades (0)
- 27: waaaaaazzzzzzzuuuuuup (1)
- 27: the felice brothers - frankie’s gun (0)
- 27: will you wake me without warning some jingle-jangle morning (7)
- 26: odontophobia is the fear of teeth (0)
- 26: win matthew sweet’s sunshine lies, here (26)
- 26: think of a number, divide it by two (6)
- 25: video for the war on drugs’ “needle in your eye” (4)
- 22: i tell you one and one makes three (4)
- 22: whatever happened to the heroes? (0)
- 22: can i borrow another copy of your ‘hey soul classics’? (redux) (0)
- 21: is this real? (7)
- 21: roger waters live in chile, part one (3)
- 20: where you come from, yonder mountain string band? (7)
- 19: if i wasn’t a musician, i would be a serial killer. (4)
- 19: Hot buttered woah (0)
- 19: hey my brother, can I borrow a copy of your “Hey Soul Classics”? (4)
- 18: dbt and the hold steady, unite! (3)
- 17: i can’t see my forehead (2)
- 17: today some metaphysical questions… favorite color? (1)
- 17: i got friends in nashville, or at least they’re folks i know (2)
- 16: i wouldn’t have trouble with a piss test, the only problem is my goddamn knees (1)
- 16: Sympathy for the … STOP LICENSING THIS DAMN SONG?!!!?!!2!@ (0)
- 15: catfish haven’s set in stone (3)
- 15: well it wasn’t prince…. (1)
- 15: this is cracker soul (10)
- 14: two sliver trees video (0)
- 14: out with the truckers and the kickers and the cowboy angels (9)
- 14: its after 6 what do i look like, a farmer? (1)
- 14: will you see me later seemed all too soon (0)
- 14: peep what i got stuck between your eyes (0)
- 14: there’s nothing funnier than pride in an utterly confident stride (1)
- 13: we were little boys, we were little girls (3)
- 12: batcat video (1)
- 12: i’ll show your punk rock ass (5)
- 11: picture pages (3)
- 10: OK, so who is the third? (0)
- 10: miracles of modern science (2)
- 10: you been barack roll’d (1)
- 09: rip bernie (1)
- 08: bring your own lampshade, somewhere there’s a party (10)
- 08: got a kiss from a morning cartoon (8)
- 08: where troubles melt like lemondrops (1)
- 07: his name is jack and he rocks (3)
- 07: every tshirts got a wine stain, i’m lovin cigarettes again (5)
- 07: for the punk motherfuckers that’s showin out (0)
- 07: keith richards vs death vessel (1)
- 06: i was a younger man (1)
- 06: they threw an H-bomb on Hiroshima and they want me to recycle? (1)
- 06: yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. (2)
- 05: …im gonna stick gegg’s bleep in the mashed potatoes (0)
- 05: a person remains conscious for eight seconds after being decapitated (9)
- 04: if this is going to be that kind of party…. (5)
- 03: you might say i have a phd in tang (0)
- 01: get me to the jersey shore, pronto (10)
- 01: Clash at Bond’s: Part Deux (1)
July 2008 (57)
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- 31: come out of the cupboard, all you boys and girls (5)
- 31: go yuto go! (0)
- 31: tip is the acronym for “to insure promptness.” (10)
- 30: manbearpig? (2)
- 30: back in the arms of a good friend (0)
- 30: newman’s own (2)
- 29: schwist and tout - springsteen, bielanko and malin at giants stadium last nite (3)
- 29: grab a new dylan track (0)
- 28: scissors ball and mailbox mailbox MAILBOX! (0)
- 28: only humans sleep on their backs (5)
- 26: truckers’ a ghost to most (1)
- 26: quasi’s hot shit (0)
- 25: the wolf man singeth (0)
- 24: when johnny strikes up the band (7)
- 24: the ballad of the gravel pit (0)
- 24: yeah… (11)
- 24: is this a library or a bar (5)
- 24: imagine if that lake was beer, imagine if that rock was hash (1)
- 23: it’s just a shot away (6)
- 23: the weight vs calexico (3)
- 22: and the embers never fade in your city by the lake (8)
- 21: e-unit! b-unit! (2)
- 21: Paul Westerberg Offers New Album For 49 Cents (2)
- 21: please sir, might i have another? (1)
- 21: wilted and faded somewhere in hollywood (0)
- 21: call the doctor, call the king, someone should witness all the joy that you bring (1)
- 21: religulous trailer (0)
- 19: the hold steady “sequestered” on letterman (0)
- 19: rape me. no please seriously. will someone please rape me? (11)
- 18: tell me what you see (0)
- 18: let your hands do what they will do (2)
- 18: fuck and run and get tickets (0)
- 17: this is a public service annoucement: with guitar! (2)
- 17: return of the grievous angel (1)
- 17: newscasters, cockroaches, and desserts (4)
- 16: the dm3 did a job on me (3)
- 16: liz durrett’s outside our gates (0)
- 15: step back, let’s go pop (2)
- 15: their life ends and my life starts again (5)
- 14: was some shakin and some record playin (2)
- 14: let’s go upstairs and read my tarot cards (3)
- 14: Anything that’s rock n roll is fine (4)
- 14: hello rock n roll band (0)
- 14: i want better for you and my son and the lives we’re leading now (0)
- 12: halo kid (2)
- 12: travel quietly out from the passage (1)
- 11: Put it all on at a hundred to one (1)
- 11: every bbc link tells a story donut (3)
- 10: give me the beat, boys, and free my soul i wanna get lost in your rock and roll (2)
- 10: Where’s my gun? (0)
- 10: Wanna know how I know you’re gay? (8)
- 10: they dont sleep any more on the beach (1)
- 09: Love and hope and sex and dreams and still surviving on the streets (1)
- 08: calexico video trailer for carried to dust (0)
- 04: Mexican kids are shooting fireworks below (1)
- 03: when you awake you will remember everything (1)
- 02: Next stop: Room 10-09 (0)
June 2008 (47)
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- 30: drink a lot of soda so they call me dr. pepper (1)
- 29: titus andronicus’ the airing of grievances (0)
- 29: pavement live @ e-werk, 6.26.95 (2)
- 29: work these hands to bleed cause i got mouths to feed (0)
- 29: lucero @ the loft, 9.9.05 (0)
- 29: the widespread reign of the great northwest (0)
- 29: uncle tupelo live @ mississippi nights, 5.1.94 part two (1)
- 29: uncle tupelo live @ mississippi nights, 5.1.94 part one (2)
- 29: it’s annihilation time (0)
- 29: the pogues on dutch radio, 3.22.87 (2)
- 29: alltruisms drops clusterbombs (0)
- 28: noa babayof’s from a window to a wall (2)
- 28: punks jump up to get beat down (0)
- 28: pet ghost project (0)
- 28: hey angel, consider your position (0)
- 28: 16 horsepower, 1.26.00 (1)
- 28: tom waits @ texas hall, 10.25.75 (6)
- 28: the boxing lesson’s wild streaks & windy days (2)
- 28: i know you love me (0)
- 28: centro-matic live @ dan’s bar, denton, tx, 5.30.08 (2)
- 28: the places we lived with backyard tire fire (0)
- 28: townes van zandt live @ union chapel part 2 (1)
- 28: townes van zandt live @ union chapel part 1 (7)
- 28: jim salinger is cool (1)
- 26: i was walking on feet (3)
- 25: i feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes. (5)
- 24: short love with a long divorce and a couple of kids, of course (12)
- 23: sometimes she partied with townies (15)
- 22: and sweet babies cry for the cool taste of milking (2)
- 20: there is a town in north ontario (1)
- 20: awwww, hell no! (0)
- 19: you teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test (15)
- 17: i’ve got two words for you: brush your teeth! (9)
- 15: ozone! street dancer. (2)
- 14: everybody knows (5)
- 11: great films, with plots! where you cared about whose ass it was, and why it was farting! (4)
- 10: pixies @ the victoria curling club, 4.21.04 (10)
- 10: viva, viagra! (0)
- 09: i call upon all nations to stop these terrorist killers. now watch this drive. (5)
- 08: way to go young brotha, gettin’ paid, gettin’ paid (1)
- 08: rem @ the national bowl, milton keynes, 7.30.95 part II (3)
- 07: office dude goes bonkers (4)
- 06: ed mcmahon explains his mortgage mess (1)
- 05: how i wish you could make a living parallel parking (2)
- 04: now i understand everyone’s shit’s emotional right now, but i’ve got a 3 point plan that’s going to fix everything! (1)
- 03: captain’s dead guide to records for the summer of 08, part two (1)
- 02: captain’s dead guide to records for the summer of 08, part one (0)
May 2008 (34)
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- 31: avenge me, boys! avenge me!!!! (5)
- 30: bob dylan @ the supper club, 11.17.93 (6)
- 29: chat with men…about football (1)
- 29: bob dylan @ the supper club, 11.16.93 (2)
- 29: about dual hawks special edition (0)
- 28: word of advice shithead, dont you ever wake up. (0)
- 25: wolf parade @ the theatre plaza, 10.8.05 (5)
- 23: where would you go with your hoveround? (6)
- 22: wilco @ the ryman, 10.29.02 (11)
- 22: damn you pfork tv! (1)
- 21: scarjo’s aol sessions (5)
- 21: clean colon: flatter tummy (3)
- 19: pavement live @ indie fest, 6.26.92 (4)
- 18: i’ve been to hell. i spell it, i spell it dmv (3)
- 18: mall cops (0)
- 16: you slithered out of your mother’s filth (5)
- 15: sugar live @ cat’s cradle, 11.19.94 (0)
- 15: the black angels, liz phair, oh my! (1)
- 13: bon iver on pfork tv (1)
- 13: an exploration into sound (9)
- 12: the mountain goats vs the felice brothers (6)
- 12: ween live from sydney, 3.1.08 (2)
- 11: c81 (8)
- 11: mexican slayride part 1 (0)
- 09: ryan adams live @ the fez, 10.2.00 (0)
- 09: robert pollard is off to business (0)
- 08: travel by sea with days of my escape (3)
- 07: on golden smog (10)
- 06: to the one true god above, here is my prayer (2)
- 05: pehdtsckjmba (0)
- 04: throwing kisses so richmond’s unfortunates can go on (0)
- 03: doing crystal meth will lift you up until you break (4)
- 01: annie’s 12 years old, in two more she’ll be a whore (2)
- 01: drunk teenagers lets start a fight (5)
April 2008 (41)
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- 30: you say, i only hear what i want to (6)
- 30: ironman gets dressed (0)
- 30: leavin on a southern train, only yesterday you lied (8)
- 30: mother nature just pissed her pantsuit (0)
- 29: you have got to have shitloads of money (6)
- 29: i want fifty thousand digeridoos! (1)
- 28: just cause i dont want to war with you, dont mean go warm up the barbecue (2)
- 27: teenage angst has paid off well, now i’m bored and old (9)
- 24: killed women and children just as easy as a man (17)
- 23: honey i’m a prize and you’re a catch, and we’re a perfect match (10)
- 23: quiero películas viejas con clarke gable como que mi padre hace (2)
- 23: it was not lost on me (0)
- 22: i’m a spalding gray in a rick dees world (1)
- 21: it’s part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy i’m working on in d minor which is the saddest of all keys, i find (6)
- 21: links for 2008-04-21 (0)
- 20: drop that zero and get with the hero (0)
- 20: i cant believe i got so far with a head so empty (0)
- 20: i woke up, i was crying (0)
- 19: could you elaborate on how you tempt fate? (4)
- 19: do we look like the kind of store that sells i just called to say i love you? go to the mall. (0)
- 18: alienation in the middle of town (2)
- 18: help me, people of the internets, you are my only hope (3)
- 17: does he sleep with electric guitars? (2)
- 16: y’know, if you shoot me, you’re liable to lose alot of those humanitarian awards (4)
- 15: sounds like my grandfather taking a leak, mikey. thrillsville (2)
- 14: the hebrew hammer, jew boy, my main-man kike (3)
- 14: i can work the handle on any car, it’s really not that hard (0)
- 13: i caught a fever, a holy fire (1)
- 12: well, I got here the same way the coin did (3)
- 10: merman! merman! (17)
- 09: the condom is the glass slipper of our generation (4)
- 08: i love my drug buddy (32)
- 07: it’s my money and i need it now (5)
- 07: bob ain’t light in the loafers, he might kneel but he never bends over (0)
- 06: elevators smell different to midgets (2)
- 06: did i kill anyone? (4)
- 04: note to self: remember to get ass wart cream for giant wart on my ass (8)
- 03: the actuator’s great, but at this point not relative (4)
- 02: here it is your moment of zen (0)
- 02: penicillin is nature’s condom (3)
- 01: you foul, venereal disease carrying, street walking whore (5)
March 2008 (34)
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- 31: mama don’t like tattle-tales (6)
- 29: he offered her an orgy in a many mirrored room (4)
- 29: girl dis aint no charter bus (0)
- 28: these moms are desperate to find their baby daddys (5)
- 27: national past time is juiced. (9)
- 25: arent you curious to see who you’re compatible with? (0)
- 24: poets use lies to tell the truth (1)
- 23: writing the hits with stupid or is he really nailing mandy moore? (0)
- 22: Those Germans are bothering me. (1)
- 20: i’m a golden god (0)
- 20: you aint nothin, you aint nothin (5)
- 19: Hello. My name is Muyo Antrao. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (2)
- 18: getting gay with kids is here! (4)
- 18: Hey Lemongello! (0)
- 17: hey bloodbank, that cookie sucked! (4)
- 17: 1,2,3 bend 1,2,3 stretch (0)
- 16: I only eat cantaloupe at certain times (6)
- 16: people getting punched right before eating (1)
- 14: Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. (7)
- 13: i feel my hatred grow all the more extreme (3)
- 12: some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends (0)
- 12: there’s an animal in trouble (8)
- 11: The gods too are fond of a joke (6)
- 10: Lets go, come on and get some of this juicy booty! (10)
- 09: take what you have gathered from coincidence (4)
- 09: Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the deceptions (1)
- 08: the couch monster is eating you (0)
- 07: national weather service has issued a tornado warning (2)
- 06: sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion. (1)
- 05: All he needs is another lemon snow cone. (1)
- 05: It ain’t cool bein’ no jive turkey, this close to Thanksgivin’ (0)
- 03: i even learned how to use the washing machine (9)
- 02: Dont be a fool, wrap your tool. Crazy kids with their VD. (5)
- 02: hey world! check me out! (1)
February 2008 (31)
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- 29: Driver…This isn’t the Howard Johnson’s. (5)
- 29: omg! you’re a woman (0)
- 28: november has tied me to an old dead tree (6)
- 27: George Newman, you are a selfish, thoughtless, insensitive creep. (3)
- 26: i have no idea whats going on right now (0)
- 25: jimmy’s f*ckin ben affleck (0)
- 24: Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. (0)
- 24: On this show, your voice will be heard - in the form of my voice. (1)
- 23: someday, someday soon (4)
- 22: Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. (7)
- 22: Someday love will find you, break those chains that bind you (0)
- 21: Excuse me, Señor. You are a member of the club? (1)
- 21: This man is a 5′11″ ape descendant and someone is trying to drive a bypass through his house (0)
- 21: i’m a goat cheese lover (5)
- 20: we finally got enough people for a seven mile spanking machine (2)
- 19: What? There’s no setting for sandwich? (5)
- 18: i get straight, meditate like a buddhist (7)
- 18: tell my mother i do no wrong (0)
- 17: a woman like that you have to romance first (0)
- 16: bender: 1, toilet: 0 (7)
- 15: dear life cereal, where do you get off? (4)
- 12: i dont have any spit (5)
- 10: now let’s you just drop them pants (1)
- 09: parents named her jupiter (7)
- 08: science makes everything sound painful (2)
- 08: every beast has its poison (2)
- 07: the tongue erodes each time we speak (6)
- 05: they don’t look like presbyterians to me (4)
- 03: the war machine has fled, and people have gone home (3)
- 01: i’m f*cking matt damon (3)
- 01: dead or alive, you are coming with me (7)
January 2008 (27)
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- 31: doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, and doctor (4)
- 29: i made some love stains in the back. you’ll see.. (5)
- 28: how about a nice, greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray? (1)
- 26: woke up election day, sky’s gunpowder and shades of grey (0)
- 26: chuck norris counted to infinity, twice (5)
- 25: eric bachmann and neko, it starts tonight (0)
- 24: we’re not in wonderland anymore alice (4)
- 22: i know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully (5)
- 20: when chuck norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down (7)
- 18: rarely is the questioned asked: is our children learning? (4)
- 17: if you got a bad back put your hands up (0)
- 17: tower, this is ghost rider requesting a flyby (2)
- 16: i’m a goddamn marvel of modern science (2)
- 14: gutter twins tour dates! (3)
- 14: being a vampire in the 20th century is a nightmare (6)
- 13: murdock… i’m coming to get you! (3)
- 13: i.f.h. mondays (5)
- 11: give me 20 d energizers (5)
- 11: autobots, transform and roll out! (7)
- 10: stinkpalm? (31)
- 08: sup baby? sup sluts? (15)
- 07: its our destiny to be the a-team afterall (0)
- 06: dear diary: jackpot. (14)
- 05: i have an excuse, i’m part gay (2)
- 04: 1178 (1)
- 03: i don’t deal with psychos. i put em away. (5)
- 02: you warriors are good. real good. (4)
December 2007 (28)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: there is a big petroleum problem (2)
- 28: you want me to produce your war? (5)
- 27: i fell for her like a blind roofer (3)
- 25: sons of bitches! bumpuses! (6)
- 24: good night, santa. good night, mrs. santa’s sister. (12)
- 23: its good to be alive (1)
- 21: they’re up in my bum (0)
- 21: i think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it (3)
- 20: i love you more than my after-show monster bong hit… (0)
- 19: santa wanna cracka? (0)
- 19: king of karate (0)
- 17: hey flathead! chop, chop. (2)
- 17: your looks have become a problem (3)
- 14: i am connor macleod of the clan macleod (8)
- 14: oh, luke! (0)
- 13: brothas gonna work it out (2)
- 13: he pulled my belly hairs with a juicer (2)
- 12: i’m probably sterile. it runs in my family. (2)
- 11: oh! that is freaking smurf! (0)
- 10: in the land of the skunks, he who has half a nose is king (10)
- 09: captains dead’s top 13 records of the ‘07 (7)
- 08: wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy (3)
- 07: whoa! (2)
- 07: If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up (5)
- 06: A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer (1)
- 04: i had to stop drinkin’, cuz I got tired of waking in my car driving ninety (4)
- 03: por favor? (7)
- 02: man, you’ve gone from social drinker to alcoholic really quickly (2)
November 2007 (25)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: say “hi” to sexual harassment panda! (1)
- 29: random chance seems to have operated in our favor (2)
- 28: i’ve said it a million times: romance languages lead to premarital sex (5)
- 27: soon you will be like cheese boy: melty, melty, melty! (0)
- 26: you may have been a good smuggler, but now you’re bantha fodder (1)
- 24: hookers, man! where the hookers? (4)
- 23: much anger in him. like his father. (0)
- 22: i find your lack of faith disturbing (1)
- 21: you are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor! (5)
- 20: the green team, m*ther f*cker (2)
- 19: the underground is overcrowded (4)
- 17: male enhancement? you mean like building more muscles? (4)
- 15: you smell like hippopotamus butt (3)
- 15: hey look at me! (2)
- 14: children are all foreigners (4)
- 13: the taste has nowhere to hide! (4)
- 10: i hate illinois nazis (10)
- 09: hey! it’s enrico pallazo! (5)
- 08: i come in at 4 a.m. (0)
- 07: back to the chumbucket with ya! (2)
- 06: