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July 2008 (2)
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03: when you awake you will remember everything (1)
02: Next stop: Room 10-09 (0)

June 2008 (47)
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30: drink a lot of soda so they call me dr. pepper (0)
29: titus andronicus’ the airing of grievances (0)
29: pavement live @ e-werk, 6.26.95 (2)
29: work these hands to bleed cause i got mouths to feed (0)
29: lucero @ the loft, 9.9.05 (0)
29: the widespread reign of the great northwest (0)
29: uncle tupelo live @ mississippi nights, 5.1.94 part two (1)
29: uncle tupelo live @ mississippi nights, 5.1.94 part one (2)
29: it’s annihilation time (0)
29: the pogues on dutch radio, 3.22.87 (1)
29: alltruisms drops clusterbombs (0)
28: noa babayof’s from a window to a wall (1)
28: punks jump up to get beat down (0)
28: pet ghost project (0)
28: hey angel, consider your position (0)
28: 16 horsepower, 1.26.00 (0)
28: tom waits @ texas hall, 10.25.75 (5)
28: the boxing lesson’s wild streaks & windy days (2)
28: i know you love me (0)
28: centro-matic live @ dan’s bar, denton, tx, 5.30.08 (2)
28: the places we lived with backyard tire fire (0)
28: townes van zandt live @ union chapel part 2 (0)
28: townes van zandt live @ union chapel part 1 (4)
28: jim salinger is cool (1)
26: i was walking on feet (2)
25: i feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes. (5)
24: short love with a long divorce and a couple of kids, of course (12)
23: sometimes she partied with townies (10)
22: and sweet babies cry for the cool taste of milking (2)
20: there is a town in north ontario (1)
20: awwww, hell no! (0)
19: you teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test (13)
17: i’ve got two words for you: brush your teeth! (7)
15: ozone! street dancer. (2)
14: everybody knows (4)
11: great films, with plots! where you cared about whose ass it was, and why it was farting! (4)
10: pixies @ the victoria curling club, 4.21.04 (8)
10: viva, viagra! (0)
09: i call upon all nations to stop these terrorist killers. now watch this drive. (4)
08: way to go young brotha, gettin’ paid, gettin’ paid (1)
08: rem @ the national bowl, milton keynes, 7.30.95 part II (3)
07: office dude goes bonkers (4)
06: ed mcmahon explains his mortgage mess (1)
05: how i wish you could make a living parallel parking (2)
04: now i understand everyone’s shit’s emotional right now, but i’ve got a 3 point plan that’s going to fix everything! (1)
03: captain’s dead guide to records for the summer of 08, part two (1)
02: captain’s dead guide to records for the summer of 08, part one (0)

May 2008 (34)
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31: avenge me, boys! avenge me!!!! (5)
30: bob dylan @ the supper club, 11.17.93 (5)
29: chat with men…about football (1)
29: bob dylan @ the supper club, 11.16.93 (2)
29: about dual hawks special edition (0)
28: word of advice shithead, dont you ever wake up. (0)
25: wolf parade @ the theatre plaza, 10.8.05 (5)
23: where would you go with your hoveround? (6)
22: wilco @ the ryman, 10.29.02 (10)
22: damn you pfork tv! (1)
21: scarjo’s aol sessions (5)
21: clean colon: flatter tummy (3)
19: pavement live @ indie fest, 6.26.92 (4)
18: i’ve been to hell. i spell it, i spell it dmv (2)
18: mall cops (0)
16: you slithered out of your mother’s filth (5)
15: sugar live @ cat’s cradle, 11.19.94 (0)
15: the black angels, liz phair, oh my! (0)
13: bon iver on pfork tv (1)
13: an exploration into sound (9)
12: the mountain goats vs the felice brothers (5)
12: ween live from sydney, 3.1.08 (2)
11: c81 (6)
11: mexican slayride part 1 (1)
09: ryan adams live @ the fez, 10.2.00 (0)
09: robert pollard is off to business (0)
08: travel by sea with days of my escape (3)
07: on golden smog (9)
06: to the one true god above, here is my prayer (2)
05: pehdtsckjmba (0)
04: throwing kisses so richmond’s unfortunates can go on (0)
03: doing crystal meth will lift you up until you break (4)
01: annie’s 12 years old, in two more she’ll be a whore (0)
01: drunk teenagers lets start a fight (5)

April 2008 (41)
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30: you say, i only hear what i want to (6)
30: ironman gets dressed (0)
30: leavin on a southern train, only yesterday you lied (7)
30: mother nature just pissed her pantsuit (0)
29: you have got to have shitloads of money (6)
29: i want fifty thousand digeridoos! (1)
28: just cause i dont want to war with you, dont mean go warm up the barbecue (2)
27: teenage angst has paid off well, now i’m bored and old (9)
24: killed women and children just as easy as a man (17)
23: honey i’m a prize and you’re a catch, and we’re a perfect match (10)
23: quiero películas viejas con clarke gable como que mi padre hace (2)
23: it was not lost on me (0)
22: i’m a spalding gray in a rick dees world (1)
21: it’s part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy i’m working on in d minor which is the saddest of all keys, i find (4)
21: links for 2008-04-21 (0)
20: drop that zero and get with the hero (0)
20: i cant believe i got so far with a head so empty (0)
20: i woke up, i was crying (0)
19: could you elaborate on how you tempt fate? (4)
19: do we look like the kind of store that sells i just called to say i love you? go to the mall. (0)
18: alienation in the middle of town (2)
18: help me, people of the internets, you are my only hope (3)
17: does he sleep with electric guitars? (1)
16: y’know, if you shoot me, you’re liable to lose alot of those humanitarian awards (3)
15: sounds like my grandfather taking a leak, mikey. thrillsville (0)
14: the hebrew hammer, jew boy, my main-man kike (3)
14: i can work the handle on any car, it’s really not that hard (0)
13: i caught a fever, a holy fire (1)
12: well, I got here the same way the coin did (3)
10: merman! merman! (17)
09: the condom is the glass slipper of our generation (3)
08: i love my drug buddy (32)
07: it’s my money and i need it now (5)
07: bob ain’t light in the loafers, he might kneel but he never bends over (0)
06: elevators smell different to midgets (1)
06: did i kill anyone? (4)
04: note to self: remember to get ass wart cream for giant wart on my ass (7)
03: the actuator’s great, but at this point not relative (4)
02: here it is your moment of zen (0)
02: penicillin is nature’s condom (3)
01: you foul, venereal disease carrying, street walking whore (4)

March 2008 (34)
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31: mama don’t like tattle-tales (5)
29: he offered her an orgy in a many mirrored room (4)
29: girl dis aint no charter bus (0)
28: these moms are desperate to find their baby daddys (5)
27: national past time is juiced. (9)
25: arent you curious to see who you’re compatible with? (0)
24: poets use lies to tell the truth (1)
23: writing the hits with stupid or is he really nailing mandy moore? (0)
22: Those Germans are bothering me. (1)
20: i’m a golden god (0)
20: you aint nothin, you aint nothin (5)
19: Hello. My name is Muyo Antrao. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (2)
18: getting gay with kids is here! (4)
18: Hey Lemongello! (0)
17: hey bloodbank, that cookie sucked! (4)
17: 1,2,3 bend 1,2,3 stretch (0)
16: I only eat cantaloupe at certain times (6)
16: people getting punched right before eating (1)
14: Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. (7)
13: i feel my hatred grow all the more extreme (3)
12: some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends (0)
12: there’s an animal in trouble (8)
11: The gods too are fond of a joke (6)
10: Lets go, come on and get some of this juicy booty! (9)
09: take what you have gathered from coincidence (4)
09: Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the deceptions (1)
08: the couch monster is eating you (0)
07: national weather service has issued a tornado warning (2)
06: sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion. (1)
05: All he needs is another lemon snow cone. (1)
05: It ain’t cool bein’ no jive turkey, this close to Thanksgivin’ (0)
03: i even learned how to use the washing machine (9)
02: Dont be a fool, wrap your tool. Crazy kids with their VD. (5)
02: hey world! check me out! (1)

February 2008 (31)
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29: Driver…This isn’t the Howard Johnson’s. (5)
29: omg! you’re a woman (0)
28: november has tied me to an old dead tree (6)
27: George Newman, you are a selfish, thoughtless, insensitive creep. (3)
26: i have no idea whats going on right now (0)
25: jimmy’s f*ckin ben affleck (0)
24: Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. (0)
24: On this show, your voice will be heard - in the form of my voice. (1)
23: someday, someday soon (4)
22: Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. (5)
22: Someday love will find you, break those chains that bind you (0)
21: Excuse me, Señor. You are a member of the club? (0)
21: This man is a 5′11″ ape descendant and someone is trying to drive a bypass through his house (0)
21: i’m a goat cheese lover (5)
20: we finally got enough people for a seven mile spanking machine (2)
19: What? There’s no setting for sandwich? (5)
18: i get straight, meditate like a buddhist (7)
18: tell my mother i do no wrong (0)
17: a woman like that you have to romance first (0)
16: bender: 1, toilet: 0 (7)
15: dear life cereal, where do you get off? (4)
12: i dont have any spit (4)
10: now let’s you just drop them pants (1)
09: parents named her jupiter (4)
08: science makes everything sound painful (2)
08: every beast has its poison (2)
07: the tongue erodes each time we speak (6)
05: they don’t look like presbyterians to me (4)
03: the war machine has fled, and people have gone home (3)
01: i’m f*cking matt damon (3)
01: dead or alive, you are coming with me (7)

January 2008 (27)
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31: doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, and doctor (4)
29: i made some love stains in the back. you’ll see.. (5)
28: how about a nice, greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray? (1)
26: woke up election day, sky’s gunpowder and shades of grey (0)
26: chuck norris counted to infinity, twice (5)
25: eric bachmann and neko, it starts tonight (0)
24: we’re not in wonderland anymore alice (4)
22: i know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully (5)
20: when chuck norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down (7)
18: rarely is the questioned asked: is our children learning? (4)
17: if you got a bad back put your hands up (0)
17: tower, this is ghost rider requesting a flyby (2)
16: i’m a goddamn marvel of modern science (2)
14: gutter twins tour dates! (3)
14: being a vampire in the 20th century is a nightmare (6)
13: murdock… i’m coming to get you! (3)
13: i.f.h. mondays (5)
11: give me 20 d energizers (5)
11: autobots, transform and roll out! (7)
10: stinkpalm? (31)
08: sup baby? sup sluts? (15)
07: its our destiny to be the a-team afterall (0)
06: dear diary: jackpot. (14)
05: i have an excuse, i’m part gay (2)
04: 1178 (1)
03: i don’t deal with psychos. i put em away. (4)
02: you warriors are good. real good. (4)

December 2007 (28)
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31: there is a big petroleum problem (2)
28: you want me to produce your war? (5)
27: i fell for her like a blind roofer (3)
25: sons of bitches! bumpuses! (6)
24: good night, santa. good night, mrs. santa’s sister. (12)
23: its good to be alive (1)
21: they’re up in my bum (0)
21: i think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it (3)
20: i love you more than my after-show monster bong hit… (0)
19: santa wanna cracka? (0)
19: king of karate (0)
17: hey flathead! chop, chop. (2)
17: your looks have become a problem (2)
14: i am connor macleod of the clan macleod (8)
14: oh, luke! (0)
13: brothas gonna work it out (2)
13: he pulled my belly hairs with a juicer (2)
12: i’m probably sterile. it runs in my family. (2)
11: oh! that is freaking smurf! (0)
10: in the land of the skunks, he who has half a nose is king (10)
09: captains dead’s top 13 records of the ‘07 (7)
08: wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy (3)
07: whoa! (2)
07: If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up (4)
06: A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer (1)
04: i had to stop drinkin’, cuz I got tired of waking in my car driving ninety (3)
03: por favor? (7)
02: man, you’ve gone from social drinker to alcoholic really quickly (2)

November 2007 (25)
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30: say “hi” to sexual harassment panda! (1)
29: random chance seems to have operated in our favor (2)
28: i’ve said it a million times: romance languages lead to premarital sex (5)
27: soon you will be like cheese boy: melty, melty, melty! (0)
26: you may have been a good smuggler, but now you’re bantha fodder (1)
24: hookers, man! where the hookers? (4)
23: much anger in him. like his father. (0)
22: i find your lack of faith disturbing (1)
21: you are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor! (5)
20: the green team, m*ther f*cker (2)
19: the underground is overcrowded (4)
17: male enhancement? you mean like building more muscles? (4)
15: you smell like hippopotamus butt (3)
15: hey look at me! (2)
14: children are all foreigners (3)
13: the taste has nowhere to hide! (4)
10: i hate illinois nazis (10)
09: hey! it’s enrico pallazo! (5)
08: i come in at 4 a.m. (0)
07: back to the chumbucket with ya! (2)
06: you know what prisoners do? in prison? (3)
05: it’s all the same to me (1)
04: you shall pay, black prince (6)
03: desire is irrelevant. i am a machine. (1)
02: manbearpig, manbearpig, oink, growl (21)

October 2007 (30)
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31: im secretary of state, brought to you by carl’s jr (5)
31: there’s an envelope with some cash in it (0)
29: hey, woman! hey, woman! (7)
28: god bless the pretty women (3)
27: im the eat me, beat me lady (6)
25: when i return i shall be a cabin man! (4)
24: dare me to jump and i will (7)
23: i’ve been tired (3)
21: hi new kenny (0)
20: enjoy your extra big ass fries! (6)
19: i am god of the sea people! (3)
19: when i lived alone (4)
18: sugar, mr. poon? (6)
17: there’s a drought goin on (9)
16: pretty sneaky, sis (2)
14: i eat tofu tuna, brad! (1)
14: my ice cream! it’s alive! (3)
13: women weaken legs! (1)
12: omg! im having a rap attack! (6)
11: ive got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories (6)
10: can i call you matil? (2)
09: were the handcuffs totally necessary, officer? (7)
08: back in texas we call ice cream frozen cow juice (1)
06: why exactly are there snakes on this plane (4)
06: hey, peter (0)
05: buddy holly isnt much of a waiter (1)
04: i put a spycam, in a sorority (8)
03: i got worms (4)
02: i was born a poor black child (20)
01: new radiohead album details, etc (0)

September 2007 (25)
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30: mister, i love the way you wear that hat (1)
29: im a teacher, not a holiday inn (6)
28: im a karate man i bruise on the inside (0)
28: university of massachusetts, please (3)
27: you remember my corporation, kramerica industries? (11)
26: he’s an obscure writer. beatnik. from the village (16)
25: i want your eyes, pig (5)
23: welcome to costco, i love you (11)
21: This is my boomstick! (9)
20: i really got nothing for you up here today (9)
19: he was the patron saint of quality footwear (0)
18: i like your nurses uniform, guy (5)
17: no freakin way (2)
15: good is an assassin who just cant follow through (6)
14: you should live with my friend, anal mclooney (6)
13: cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend (5)
12: i had a bride, sawed her in half (2)
10: indiana! holy smoke! i am so pleased that you are not dead! (6)
08: son of a bitch, im sick of these dolphins (5)
07: links for 2007-09-08 (1)
07: he doesnt even like mexico (2)
06: don’t you dare take the name of texas in vain (2)
05: i wish tyra banks would stop talking (1)
03: it’s me you old poop! (3)
02: well hey, you look like a little banana (4)

August 2007 (25)
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31: you’re on the ledge silver. dont jump. (0)
31: gently take my skull for a ride (1)
30: i didn’t really say everything i said (4)
28: you wasted my clearisil on another picture of thor? (2)
27: from now on, it’s magic man and el diablo (1)
26: oink oink, baby (8)
25: well then come for me, gmorg! i am atrayu! (4)
24: you know the message you’re sending out to the world with these sweatpants? (4)
23: i’ll lose everything, but i wont let go of your hand (0)
22: i tell people, let’s don’t fear the future, let’s shape it (3)
21: i drank too much water in the shower (2)
20: you’re on a gravy train with biscuit wheels! (4)
19: i’m too tired not to be with you (2)
09: voice immodulation is real (2)
09: no day is so bad it can’t be fixed with a nap (1)
08: links for 2007-08-09 (0)
08: i see blue, he look’s glorious (3)
07: i guess i’ll take the cadillac of minivans (1)
07: if i’m addicted to anything. its sparklers. (7)
06: hello puddin! (5)
05: work is the curse of the drinking class (8)
04: does everybody remember the foghat rule? your fourth album should be double-live (1)
03: try the holy water, death breath! (10)
02: how can a train get lost? (1)
01: a few pounds lighter, and you’ll be miss ethiopia! (4)

July 2007 (30)
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31: oh my god this girls really turning me on! (0)
30: me flunk english? thats unpossible! (10)
28: corky, we love you and we want you to live! (5)
26: did you just call me coltrane? (16)
25: jack flack always escapes (4)
24: that kid is back on the escalator again! (8)
23: links for 2007-07-24 (2)
23: i love you, not in a friendly way. (7)
19: dude, she’s got a bit of a ’stache (10)
19: romulox! (8)
18: boner, is your voice coming from your armpit? (8)
17: what is this ‘party of death’ and what can we do to defeat it? (5)
15: links for 2007-07-16 (0)
15: i’ve never seen a black goldfish before (6)
15: mom, am i a butch or a femme? (0)
14: it’s the ship that made the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs (5)
13: if this is a councillor ship, where is the ambassador? (4)
12: i know a lot about head injuries, believe me (2)
12: email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com (10)
11: i heard you was dead! (8)
09: shavetheskinner.edu (14)
08: my body is a roadmap of pain (1)
07: links for 2007-07-08 (0)
07: hey, terrorist! terrorize this! (3)
07: this is a drug, for the world, to give worms to ex-girlfriends (16)
07: Sprint cancels military members due to roaming. (0)
05: jump up, turn around, pick a bail of cotton (3)
03: pirates are wild! (3)
03: name’s ed, ed harley (8)
02: for an extra grand i’ll let you take me out to dinner (3)

June 2007 (30)
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30: its not that i’m lazy. i just dont care. (9)
29: tell my wife i like her, jon (7)
28: pai mei taught you the five point palm-exploding heart technique? (1)
27: the innocent shall suffer - big time! (1)
25: squish, just like grape (7)
23: im not like other people (1)
23: shes the last of the v8 interceptors (8)
22: its out of africa meets pretty woman (2)
21: san diego, it actually means whale vagina (7)
21: how much for just one rib? (3)
21: what kind of name is poon? (4)
19: nipples for men?!? (5)
18: links for 2007-06-19 (0)
18: hell, everything’s legal in mexico. it’s the american way. (7)
17: links for 2007-06-18 (1)
17: chopper! sick balls! (4)
16: dough, you got one brother left, man (7)
16: half of what a man says is a lie (2)
15: there will be no talk of pinkies! (3)
14: i think it’s time for amy poehler’s hiphop breakdown (9)
12: i wake up and piss excellence (0)
12: you are aware this movie is shown in feel-around? (0)
11: links for 2007-06-12 (1)
11: is it too early for flapjacks? (4)
11: his business card was better than mine. it was bone and ivory. (6)
09: youre the disease and im the cure (9)
08: welcome home matrix (8)
04: damn girl! you must got the devil in you…no, crabs! (5)
03: your mother ate my dog (0)
02: no, gary. i like wearing my underwear like this! (7)

May 2007 (33)
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31: links for 2007-06-01 (0)
30: links for 2007-05-31 (1)
30: annette, don’t bust my onions! (0)
29: missy’s the poo, so take a big whif (5)
28: i want johnny walker to go to ucc (3)
28: huh? (2)
24: macho madness lives forever! (0)
24: moisture is the essence of wetness (1)
24: there’s no way, no way! that you came from my loins. (3)
24: how about a lot less talk and a lot more, shut the hell up! (1)
22: it’s a rock monster, it doesn’t have a motivation! (5)
22: im like a choca-holic except for booze (0)
20: i’ve come to save you from him (0)
20: hail to the king baby! (2)
20: 800.588.2300 empire! (4)
18: yo sal, we’re gonna boycott yo fat pavarotti ass! (0)
17: dads doing his up with white people routine (4)
16: words cannot express (6)
16: yes, greedo; i was just coming to see your boss. (0)
14: hey underpants! (6)
13: are you being driven? or do you drive? (3)
12: christ jake! you cant talk to nuns that way. (1)
12: hear ye! hear ye! (0)
11: sons a bitches! (0)
10: links for 2007-05-11 (0)
10: sorry your mom blew up, ricky (3)
08: i’m one snicker pie away from losing my foot to diabetes (0)
06: he’s out..you’re out too..and i don’t think i’m in either! (7)
06: thank you for shopping at ass whoppings are us (1)
05: did you bump uglies with my sister? (3)
04: her voice is full of money (2)
03: desperation….its the world’s worst cologne (3)
01: my relationship with allison ashmore lasted for 6 hours (2)

April 2007 (18)
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29: god: the invisible giant you turn to when you are about to die (2)
27: links for 2007-04-28 (1)
27: go ahead, cornelius. you can cry. (0)
25: my wife was tarded. she’s a pilot now. (9)
23: who is the keeper of the katra? (4)
21: pj? goose? powderpuff? that’s bmx talk! (7)
20: the landlord (1)
17: luckily my neck broke my fall (11)
14: they called him porky pig (5)
10: 25 years and still burning strong (1)
09: do not seek the treasure (1)
07: i know cole he always goes to the high side (3)
03: links for 2007-04-04 (0)
03: look, defenseless babies (4)
02: links for 2007-04-03 (0)
02: i cant face the bubble boy (1)
01: links for 2007-04-02 (0)
01: its america dude, learn the rules (0)

March 2007 (24)
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31: links for 2007-04-01 (0)
31: i can almost hear you getting fatter (1)
29: lets welcome our guest healer mr. claude henry smoot (4)
25: links for 2007-03-26 (3)
25: we’re gonna need a bigger boat (4)
24: links for 2007-03-25 (1)
24: pina-colada butt lotion? (2)
24: you dont say? (1)
22: jester, you can run kid but you cant hide! (7)
20: jumbo shrimp. thats a contradiction (5)
19: yr not the ocean (3)
18: jesus h christ on a popsicle stick! (2)
15: hey everybody! free tvs! (12)
15: billie jean! billie jean! we’re on tv (2)
13: private! get my pies outta the oven! (1)
13: take this job (4)
11: wait a minute..dick, are you gettin some? (2)
10: look eye, always look eye! (2)
08: first, i will use you as a human shield (2)
06: his name…is dalton (1)
05: wolverines!!!! (1)
04: did you ever have a touch to lose, man? (7)
03: bobs gone. he stole his car. (1)
02: spaulding! get your foot off the boat! (4)

February 2007 (21)
Detailed Monthly Archive

27: you ever blop your balogna? (2)
27: thanks for nothin! (8)
25: you fed a baby chilli? (3)
25: wanna buy a monkey? (8)
25: keep the car running (2)
23: where the twain shall meet (6)
21: i won the battle, but i lost the war (12)
19: people on death row get to eat whatever they want (4)
18: here i come, elizabeth! (11)
17: snuggle up with warm in the wake (4)
16: i was the king of pitfall (2)
15: paging hugh jass, mr hugh jass you have a call (6)
13: are kids really worth the investment? i mean come on! (13)
11: you cant win, rock! (7)
09: if you cant join em, fuck em (6)
08: 708 (1)
06: 4 fried chickens and a coke (9)
06: come for the crabby patties (4)
04: the return of a classic (2)
03: please baby jesus shine a light on us (13)
01: seabears often attack more than once (1)

January 2007 (20)
Detailed Monthly Archive

30: ladies and gentlemen, we are rummaging through the garbage (5)
29: in the case of mine, can you read in the dark? (9)
28: you see that chicken guy? (2)
28: grant lee buffalo, live from germany (4)
27: your logic does not compute (3)
23: i enjoy drinking beer (10)
22: peter, i hear you’re a negro now (4)
21: NFC CHAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (9)
20: this is the face of erectile dysfunction (2)
20: tired of the dehydration (4)
17: gotta sweet black angel (4)
15: what side are you on? (2)
14: poo poo pee pee (3)
11: we’re gettin the band back together (11)
10: call me butter cause i’m on a roll (12)
08: from the producers of leonard part VI (4)
07: did i mention the tank is a tank? (6)
06: