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photo by wendy lynch - she’s got some great indie rocker pics

wanna do something nice for your boy this joyous christmas, hanukkah and/or kwanza? awesome! well, i have come to the conclusion that i want to stop using google ads, just cause i think it mucks up the joint. but, and here is the problem. thus far i have ammassed like 70 bucks in adsense revenue but the payout is a hundred. so, if you could, and you dont have to of course, but if you could click on one, every once in a while, that would be great. you dont have to do anything after that, just let the page load and x it out. i am hoping that over the next few weeks i can get over that hundred dollar threshold and they would then be gone. i sure would appreciate it.

btw, the new black mountain, in the future, is fuckin awesome. 100 percent killer, no filler. in case you missed and havent heard. here is the first single…

tyrants

black mountain site

have you guys heard of thunder ant? its carrie brownstein and fred armisen doing something, for which i cant tell right now cause my work wont let me download or listening to anything that is up on the site. but the photos make it look even more interesting; carrie riding on the back of a mustachioed gentlemen’s cycle, fred screaming into a cell phone, fred dressed like gloria steinem and shopping at a feminist book store, fred and carrie dining out, etc. i am sure its going to be grand whatever the hell is going on.

i am always amazed on how people find my site, or more matter of factly, what they are searching for when the stumble onto these pages. so, for 2007 here are the top 10 off the wall search terms that somehow lead to captains dead.

10. the letter “t”

9. eat me out

8. doogie style fucking or just doogie style

7. drunk lesbian sisters

6. vagina

5. boner and/or cock wake up

4. prostate pics and/or prostate songs

3. rock out with your cock out and/or post pics of cock

2. pictures of licking women’s legs or just women’s legs

1. ball stretching, ballstretching pics and/or ballstretching gone wrong

i totally scraped that not listening to anything new for the rest of 07 at about hour number 12. i just knew i couldnt do it. i feel like such a quitter, but lets be honest no one likes a quitter and thats why i still smoke. anyway, this little lady is rulin my world at the moment. thao (nguyen) with the get down stay down is like a real fuckin perky cat power doin it with paul simon’s backing band featuring a human beat box. awesome!

her and their new record we brave bee stings and all is out on 1.29.08 on kill rock stars.

beat

bag of hammers

feet asleep

thao site

here is a lovely recording of mark kozelek live @ the douglas fir lounge in portland on 1.12.06

1. grace cathedral park

2. down through

3. dramamine

4. down colorful hill (aborted)

5. chat

6. down colorful hill