this is my car. in roughly 12 hours the family and i will be making the laborious 12 hour trek from my adopted home of atlanta, ga to the city of my birth and raising chicago, il. the last time we took this trip during the holiday season, it took us 48 hours. it was hell on earth. luckily it looks like baby jesus is going to have pity on my delicate soul and give us at least half way decent driving weather. if you, dear person, could through some decent vibeage my way so we make it there in one piece, it would be greatly appreciated. it just maybe your only ticket into heaven.

without much further ado, here is my top 9 records of the year, lovingly handcrafted into haiku form.
10.

super gay for him

i wish records were longer

a boy can dream right

9.

sounds like winter night

like a walk down dark alley

in some southern town
8.

moved out to la

to be honest i was scared

dont know why i was

7.

i expected more

like a whole big production

the greatest could have

6.

too over hyped sure

but its really fucking good

should be on all lists

5.

we shall all be bored

nice to find a pulse still left

i am wrong a lot

4.

its like a party

i wish i got all the jokes

sexy but creepy

3.

springsteen on your ass

is it nineteenseventy

me love it long time

2.

songs about assholes

if it werent for those damn hearts

a minor classic

for my number one, see a few posts below.

in case i dont post for a few days, may all the gentiles have a wonderful christmas.